Twist Me and Turn Me
From Brownie's Own Songbook - 1968
 

Twist me and turn me and show me the elf,
I looked in the water and saw...
Looked in the pool but no elf did I see.
Gazing at me from the water I saw just me!
What rhymes with elf?
Helf, jelf or melf?
I never heard any such word.
What rhymes with elf?
It couldn't be felf.
It could be myself.
Yes, it must be myself!
Twist me and turn me and show me the elf.
Gazing at me from the water I saw myself!