God Bless My Underwear
(tune: God Bless America)
 

God bless my underwear,
My only pair.
I wore them
And tore them
On the seat of the old rocking chair.
From the washer,
To the dryer,
To the clothesline,
Then to me,
God bless my underwear,
My only pair.
God bless my underwear,
My only pair.