Coca-Cola Came to Town

Coca-Cola came to town
Diet Pepsi shot him down
Doctor Pepper picked him up
Now they all drink Seven-Up

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Superman flying through the air,
Floating around without a care
Looking for his Lois Lane -
Is it a bird, or is it a plane?

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Romeo and Juliet,
On a balcony they met.
Romeo said to Juliet
"You're the cutest girl that I've seen yet!"

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Jaws was swimming in the sea,
Caught a diver for his tea:
Chopped him up into little chunks
Then spat out his swimming trunks.

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In the cinema in the dark
Watching "Raiders of the Lost Ark,"
By the girls he is adored
Harrison Ford, oh Harrison Ford.

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Birdy, birdy, in the sky
Dropped a present from on high.
Looks like chocolate, tastes it too,
Oh my gosh, it's birdy poo

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